My Inner Goddess Wants to Beat Up Your Inner Goddess.

So, I am halfway through my second book of the "Shades of Grey" series and I should have stopped after the first. I mean, to whomever who pointed out the repetition of the phrase "inner goddess", I hate you. Now, that's all I see is her inner goddess over and over and over. Oh my inner goddess is so alive..."oh my inner goddess loves to look at him"..."oh my inner goddess loves to take it in the ass"....blah blah blah.  But in reality she is completely lame...just like the writing in the book. Let's face it, not many of us have been reading literary porn recently. So, it was kind of nice to imagine this dark sinister world of hot, seedy sex, but it failed. She is taming him and all the sexual tension in the book. I mean give me a hey-yo! for all of you who wanted some more red room of pain! Hey Yo! But she said no.

 I would have rather read what happened between Mr. Grey and his former submissives at this point. Now, that would be a very naughty book. Now, she's re-virginizing him. Wow, domineering Mr. Grey is turning into a weepy, whiny, weakling. Not sexy at all. Not to mention the sex passages last about as long as they do in real life and are completely unrealistic. You did not lose your virginity and orgasm three times! Seriously! Really! That is complete bullocks! Now, I vow to read all three of the books in their entirety even if it's painful...no pun intended.

In retrospect, men watch porn all the time because they are visual. Women are mental when it comes to sex...so we expect something good, real good if it is projected to be that way, especially when you hear that millions of sex crazed women are ripping the books off the shelves, so why so tame and sooo lame.   Maybe I just have to write the next one.

By the way I have a bf! - Just had to tell you : )