Let's talk about boys vs men. Men will
approach you and say in a very stern voice, hello, my name is “Your
Next Boyfriend”, I have many leather bound books and my apartment
smells of rich mahogany, may I inquire if I can escort you about
town. Ok, maybe, the Anchorman reference doesn't exactly work, but
the point is you have a direct approach without any pussy-footin'
around. Do not pass a note, phone a friend or use some kind of social
media to make it happen, just ask and ask it like you mean it. Now,
we know you are nervous and that you may botch it, but go outside
first, beat your chest like an ape, pee in some patch of grass, get
into a fight with the next guy who talks to you ,whatever it takes to
get you confident. Because confidence is a turn on. Remember if you
are over the age of 18 you ARE A MAN, we all know you are, so let's
see it.
We know that 99% of you are not the
suave, confident guy who can ask a girl out without batting an
eyelash. It's nerve wracking, terrifying and rejection is the worst,
but honestly that is the worst that could happen. Yes, it sucks but
there are literally a billion other fish in the sea and they are
being caught by fisherman, like yourself, everyday. So why not just
go for it with all the gusto.
When a woman is into a guy, she
immediately retreats into being a coy and giggly girly girl whether
she likes it or not, laugh, touch your arm or twirl her hair (just
part of our genetic makeup), whereas men you are genetically made up
to be blunt and black-and-white in nature. So you just need to stand
up tall, say I am man, you woman, we go now and pull you by the hair
into a relationship. So, maybe don't go full on caveman, she may not
exactly like the hair pulling, some might, but she may not, but the
point is that women want a man, we are not (all) lesbians so quit
trying to pick us up by using our own tricks. We know exactly what
you are thinking when you do this. We want a little mystery.
Now truth be told, more women are
starting to wear the pants when it comes to approaching a guy. I have
actually went right up to a guy I didn't know, chatted him up for a
few minutes and said “why haven't you asked for my number yet?,
I've slipped guys my number on more than one occasion and so on and
so forth, because I just couldn't stand waiting around one more
minute to secure your number. This is a good thing and yes, I am into
you. Obviously. This does not happen all the time, so please men take
this as a phenomenon instead of a way out of asking.
Now, when in a relationship, a man can
make a woman literally fall in love with you just by sitting there.
We don't understand you at all. Nope, not never, you are mind
blowingly different creatures. So, just the mystery of you being a
man is reason enough. Playing games is immature and once a woman hits
her late twenties it makes us run away. In your late twenties and
thirties women just want to relax and feel like her man is there for
her, supports her and respects her. We have done the games so many
times before. True each game a guy plays makes us a little crazy,
puts us on the edge of our seat, and at first that can lead to an
extra heaping of emotions, but we also start realizing that stress
and anxiety are taking over our ability to fall in love with you.
Understandably many men are not aware
what they are even doing, but there are even more who get a kick out
of driving women crazy because young or dumb girls fall for it. For
example, Rihanna, she isn't in love with Chris Brown, she's in love
with the drama and anxiety and is severely confusing those feelings
for passion. Then again she's too young to realize the difference
between lust and love. Stop it girls, anxiety is not love! Love is
mutual respect and support.
Women you also have to do something
which is quit falling to smithereens when you start dating a guy.
Yes, he is soooo cute and soooo wonderful, but treat him as your
equal and not your savior. You are smart, intelligent and have made
it this far without him. Not to mention, you barely know this
person. I know it's hard, but keep up your day job, have a life and
for goodness sakes, if he's not treating you as well as you are him
address it, chop it off and leave it behind...sorry, just wanted all
the men who read this to cringe a little bit at that last line.
So yep...let me know if you agree,
disagree. Don't worry I can take it like a man ; )
Aaaaahh....the man-boy! I think guys don't mature until their mid-thirties, when they reflect back on their twenties and some of the chances they wasted. But I hear from a lot of single older (30s) men that wish they made better decisions with their love lives/relationships but instead find themselves alone. Thus, maturing comes from within....
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